Archive for May, 2010
Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Bacteria is a necessary ingredient for life. It helps you digest foods, it helps keep away fungus, and it make vitamins essential to health. Without bacteria, you’d be wandering around bald and toothless, with mushrooms growing all over your body, while constantly growing larger.
The FDA wants you to live in that world. They made us voluntarily recall some of our children’s products that contained a small amount of harmless bacteria.
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Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Snow is falling on Mother’s Day in the Kuyahoora Valley. This unseasonable snowfall is accompanied by the first Horseman of the Apocalypse, Plague, who rode forth with a bow on a white horse from the ground at the Poland High School football field.
Our lispy affiliate in Utica reported on the snow yesterday:
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
This reporter set out to get average Kuyahoora Valley citizens’ thoughts on the issue. “I don’t believe it!” said Emma Furgeson 71, of Poland, “He’s in love with Bones. He would never do that.”
Brett Lofton, 34 from Newport said, “I always knew he was a little funny.” Taking a breath between puffs on a Newport, he continued, “What with all them girly socks, and the long looks at Sweets. I should inform the F.B.I. That’s against don’t ask don’t tell.”
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
In an effort to improve African American relations, the Seattle PD Gang Unit had a suspect prone and in handcuffs when they stomped on his head and uttered, “I will beat the fucking Mexican piss out of you, homey. Do you feel me?” As can be seen in this video.
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