Archive for June, 2010
Posted on June 22, 2010 by admin
Sister O’Shansky, Rand Paul’s kindergarten teacher at Our Lady of Flowers, has come forward with shocking news that Rand Paul never graduated from Kindergarten.
She said, “Well, I failed him because he didn’t do the work. He was very lazy, he wouldn’t color or play with the other girls and boys. When I asked him to, he turned into a terror. He would kick my shins, the same spot over and over. I still have a mark there.”
“He was a bad influence on the other kids, too. He would bring cigarettes to school and sell them to the older boys during recess. The recess monitor asked him to stop, well, she has been a missing person ever since.”
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Posted on June 16, 2010 by admin
Canada, the country known for its huge expanses of outdoors, built a lake out of criminal lake parts in an underground base somewhere near Toronto.
Stephen Harper, the Canadian prime minister said, “You think we’re spending 2 million dollars on canoes, trees, deck chairs and a fake dock? No one has bought a canoe in Canada since The Dutch-Canadian War.”
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Posted on June 14, 2010 by admin
Debrahlee Lorenzana, the Citybank employee who got fired for being too attractive, posed nude for an ex-boyfriend who asked to be referred to as T-bone. T-bone was able to provide us with exclusive nude photo of Ms. Lorenzana. Debrahlee, or “The Tittybank Employee” as she’s become to be known on the internet, has not seen [...]
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Posted on June 4, 2010 by admin
A cage fighter rips out still beating heart, face, tongue, eyeball of his trainer, UK media reports. We asked some of the characters from Mortal Kombat video game franchise what they thought of the vicious attack. Kano, 35 of the Earthrealm said, “That is a little much. I mean, I rip out my enemies still [...]
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Posted on June 1, 2010 by admin
Hours after an interview with Sarah Palin, when Beck admonished whoever would make fun of her retard baby by saying, “You leave people’s families alone.” Beck went on to explain, “Now, the minute they get into politics, that’s a different story. You leave the families alone.” Glenn Beck made fun of Malia Obama by putting on a girly voice and saying, amongst other things,“Daddy, why do you hate black people?” as well as a plethora of additional atrocities.
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