Archive for July, 2010

Pizza Delivery Guy, Expecting Sex, Saves Man’s Life

Posted on July 22, 2010 by

Kami Lynn was talking with her husband when he clutched his neck and fell over. She rushed to the phone and called 911. When she heard the doorbell ring, she did not expect to see the pizza delivery guy. We spoke with Kami in her simple two story home, “He said that he was a [...]

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Man Floats Bounce House Down River

Posted on July 16, 2010 by

A man was arrested for floating a bounce house down a river, despite it being the most awesome thing anyone has ever done. Henry Tehan, 27 got the idea coming home from his job as a lawyer last Friday. “I was walking along, and it just hit me. I’ve gotta float a Bounce House down [...]

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Tea Party Buys Billboard With Hitler, Obama, and Lenin – Loses Internet Argument

Posted on July 15, 2010 by

The Iowa Tea Party bought a billboard with a picture of Hitler, Obama, and Lenin last week – thus losing every internet argument they were a part of. The National Tea Party was swift to react and to cover it up, but the damage had been done. Tea Partiers everywhere gave up their internet arguments. [...]

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