America Attempts to Decrease Dependence on Foreign Oil by Filling of Pool in Backyard
Posted on May 16, 2010 by admin
“We chose the Gulf of Mexico, instead of say, the Chesapeake bay, because the Gulf of Mexico already has the infrastructure set up. The oil companies can just bring hoses down to the shore.” Vice-President Biden said, “Holy fucking shit that was a some thinking, huh?”
I waited an hour after I ate!
Earlier in the press conference, a BP executive said, “We chose off the coast of New Orleans, because come on, no one lives there anymore. It’s not like it’s going to be in anyone else’s way, either. The other side is just Mexico.”
Biden was reminded of his reluctance to approve off shore drilling in his debate with Hockey/Retard Mom and Former Governor Sarah Palin. He responded, “Yeah, but we’re not drilling, are we? We punched a hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and are letting it naturally flow out at its own speedy pace.” He said, as he left the stage, “¡Ándale! ¡Ándale! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!”
BP as of Friday had spent 450 million on the cleanup, about 7 days profit for the company.