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EXCLUSIVE: Debrahlee Lorenzana Nude Picture from the Citibank Employee

Posted on June 14, 2010 by admin

Debrahlee Lorenzana, the Citybank employee who got fired for being too attractive, posed nude for an ex-boyfriend who asked to be referred to as T-bone. T-bone was able to provide us with exclusive nude photo of Ms. Lorenzana. Debrahlee, or “The Tittybank Employee” as she’s become to be known on the internet, has not seen [...]

Glenn Beck, “When I Said, ‘Leave People’s Families Alone,’ I Meant White People.”

Posted on June 1, 2010 by admin

Hours after an interview with Sarah Palin, when Beck admonished whoever would make fun of her retard baby by saying, “You leave people’s families alone.”  Beck went on to explain, “Now, the minute they get into politics, that’s a different story. You leave the families alone.” Glenn Beck made fun of Malia Obama by putting on a girly voice and saying, amongst other things,“Daddy, why do you hate black people?” as well as a plethora of additional atrocities.

America Lying To Its People To Make Them Less Afraid

Posted on April 22, 2010 by admin

In a strange turn of events, America is lying to its own people to make them less afraid.

“Someone clicked the wrong button. What followed next was the largest market falling in the Dow Jones’s history.”  Forbes magazine reported Friday. “The person saw a button that promised to add 2 inches in just 3 weeks. You can see where he got confused.”

But despite Forbes, AP, and CNN’s amazing fact checking department, there are protocols in place to prevent this kind of thing from happening. The media was reporting this “Aw Shucks,” story to stop Americans from taking their money out in a panic.