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Posted on June 14, 2010 by admin
Debrahlee Lorenzana, the Citybank employee who got fired for being too attractive, posed nude for an ex-boyfriend who asked to be referred to as T-bone. T-bone was able to provide us with exclusive nude photo of Ms. Lorenzana. Debrahlee, or “The Tittybank Employee” as she’s become to be known on the internet, has not seen [...]
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Posted on June 4, 2010 by admin
A cage fighter rips out still beating heart, face, tongue, eyeball of his trainer, UK media reports. We asked some of the characters from Mortal Kombat video game franchise what they thought of the vicious attack. Kano, 35 of the Earthrealm said, “That is a little much. I mean, I rip out my enemies still [...]
Continue ReadingPosted on May 25, 2010 by admin
Late last week, the mainstream media was abuzz with the story of Poop Dick, a boy who was bullied, threatened, and misled into getting the tattoo that he was nicknamed after.
He was told he’d get a Celtic knot with his girlfriend’s name on it, after the Poop Dick tattoo had been completed. He was told the bullies would stop picking on him if he got the tattoo. He was told that the bullies would tell no one…
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
This reporter set out to get average Kuyahoora Valley citizens’ thoughts on the issue. “I don’t believe it!” said Emma Furgeson 71, of Poland, “He’s in love with Bones. He would never do that.”
Brett Lofton, 34 from Newport said, “I always knew he was a little funny.” Taking a breath between puffs on a Newport, he continued, “What with all them girly socks, and the long looks at Sweets. I should inform the F.B.I. That’s against don’t ask don’t tell.”
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