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Posted on June 4, 2010 by admin
A cage fighter rips out still beating heart, face, tongue, eyeball of his trainer, UK media reports. We asked some of the characters from Mortal Kombat video game franchise what they thought of the vicious attack. Kano, 35 of the Earthrealm said, “That is a little much. I mean, I rip out my enemies still [...]
Continue ReadingPosted on May 25, 2010 by admin
Late last week, the mainstream media was abuzz with the story of Poop Dick, a boy who was bullied, threatened, and misled into getting the tattoo that he was nicknamed after.
He was told he’d get a Celtic knot with his girlfriend’s name on it, after the Poop Dick tattoo had been completed. He was told the bullies would stop picking on him if he got the tattoo. He was told that the bullies would tell no one…
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Posted on May 12, 2010 by admin
A courtroom deputy tased Judge Randal Caldwell in the biscuits while he was standing in a hallway of his chambers. He was speaking to one of his aides, and the deputy approached him and joined the conversation. The judge then felt a “thud” in his keister, followed closely by a surge of mind numbing electricity, the Observer Dispach [...]
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Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Bacteria is a necessary ingredient for life. It helps you digest foods, it helps keep away fungus, and it make vitamins essential to health. Without bacteria, you’d be wandering around bald and toothless, with mushrooms growing all over your body, while constantly growing larger.
The FDA wants you to live in that world. They made us voluntarily recall some of our children’s products that contained a small amount of harmless bacteria.
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
In an effort to improve African American relations, the Seattle PD Gang Unit had a suspect prone and in handcuffs when they stomped on his head and uttered, “I will beat the fucking Mexican piss out of you, homey. Do you feel me?” As can be seen in this video.
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