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Posted on June 1, 2010 by admin
Hours after an interview with Sarah Palin, when Beck admonished whoever would make fun of her retard baby by saying, “You leave people’s families alone.” Beck went on to explain, “Now, the minute they get into politics, that’s a different story. You leave the families alone.” Glenn Beck made fun of Malia Obama by putting on a girly voice and saying, amongst other things,“Daddy, why do you hate black people?” as well as a plethora of additional atrocities.
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Posted on May 19, 2010 by admin
Our intrepid producer/editor/anchorman/newsperson, Sean “Azzo” Osman is unfortunately in the hospital recovering from surgery on his ass. We here at Chezzo Eyewitness News 13 realize that these images are graphic, so please act appropriately. The following link contains a picture of his left hip to ass cheek, but does not contain the juicy middle cheek [...]
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Posted on May 12, 2010 by admin
A courtroom deputy tased Judge Randal Caldwell in the biscuits while he was standing in a hallway of his chambers. He was speaking to one of his aides, and the deputy approached him and joined the conversation. The judge then felt a “thud” in his keister, followed closely by a surge of mind numbing electricity, the Observer Dispach [...]
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Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Snow is falling on Mother’s Day in the Kuyahoora Valley. This unseasonable snowfall is accompanied by the first Horseman of the Apocalypse, Plague, who rode forth with a bow on a white horse from the ground at the Poland High School football field.
Our lispy affiliate in Utica reported on the snow yesterday:
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