Posted on June 1, 2010 by admin
Hours after an interview with Sarah Palin, when Beck admonished whoever would make fun of her retard baby by saying, “You leave people’s families alone.” Beck went on to explain, “Now, the minute they get into politics, that’s a different story. You leave the families alone.” Glenn Beck made fun of Malia Obama by putting on a girly voice and saying, amongst other things,“Daddy, why do you hate black people?” as well as a plethora of additional atrocities.
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Posted on May 19, 2010 by admin
Our intrepid producer/editor/anchorman/newsperson, Sean “Azzo” Osman is unfortunately in the hospital recovering from surgery on his ass. We here at Chezzo Eyewitness News 13 realize that these images are graphic, so please act appropriately. The following link contains a picture of his left hip to ass cheek, but does not contain the juicy middle cheek [...]
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
This reporter set out to get average Kuyahoora Valley citizens’ thoughts on the issue. “I don’t believe it!” said Emma Furgeson 71, of Poland, “He’s in love with Bones. He would never do that.”
Brett Lofton, 34 from Newport said, “I always knew he was a little funny.” Taking a breath between puffs on a Newport, he continued, “What with all them girly socks, and the long looks at Sweets. I should inform the F.B.I. That’s against don’t ask don’t tell.”
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