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Posted on June 4, 2010 by admin
A cage fighter rips out still beating heart, face, tongue, eyeball of his trainer, UK media reports. We asked some of the characters from Mortal Kombat video game franchise what they thought of the vicious attack. Kano, 35 of the Earthrealm said, “That is a little much. I mean, I rip out my enemies still [...]
Continue ReadingPosted on May 25, 2010 by admin
Late last week, the mainstream media was abuzz with the story of Poop Dick, a boy who was bullied, threatened, and misled into getting the tattoo that he was nicknamed after.
He was told he’d get a Celtic knot with his girlfriend’s name on it, after the Poop Dick tattoo had been completed. He was told the bullies would stop picking on him if he got the tattoo. He was told that the bullies would tell no one…
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Posted on May 16, 2010 by admin
“We chose the Gulf of Mexico, instead of say, the Chesapeake bay, because the Gulf of Mexico already has the infrastructure set up. The oil companies can just bring hoses down to the shore.” Vice-President Biden said, “Holy fucking shit that was a some thinking, huh?” “We tried last month to decrease our dependence on [...]
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Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Bacteria is a necessary ingredient for life. It helps you digest foods, it helps keep away fungus, and it make vitamins essential to health. Without bacteria, you’d be wandering around bald and toothless, with mushrooms growing all over your body, while constantly growing larger.
The FDA wants you to live in that world. They made us voluntarily recall some of our children’s products that contained a small amount of harmless bacteria.
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Posted on May 9, 2010 by admin
Snow is falling on Mother’s Day in the Kuyahoora Valley. This unseasonable snowfall is accompanied by the first Horseman of the Apocalypse, Plague, who rode forth with a bow on a white horse from the ground at the Poland High School football field.
Our lispy affiliate in Utica reported on the snow yesterday:
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