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Posted on June 14, 2010 by admin
Debrahlee Lorenzana, the Citybank employee who got fired for being too attractive, posed nude for an ex-boyfriend who asked to be referred to as T-bone. T-bone was able to provide us with exclusive nude photo of Ms. Lorenzana. Debrahlee, or “The Tittybank Employee” as she’s become to be known on the internet, has not seen [...]
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Posted on June 4, 2010 by admin
A cage fighter rips out still beating heart, face, tongue, eyeball of his trainer, UK media reports. We asked some of the characters from Mortal Kombat video game franchise what they thought of the vicious attack. Kano, 35 of the Earthrealm said, “That is a little much. I mean, I rip out my enemies still [...]
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Posted on June 1, 2010 by admin
Hours after an interview with Sarah Palin, when Beck admonished whoever would make fun of her retard baby by saying, “You leave people’s families alone.” Beck went on to explain, “Now, the minute they get into politics, that’s a different story. You leave the families alone.” Glenn Beck made fun of Malia Obama by putting on a girly voice and saying, amongst other things,“Daddy, why do you hate black people?” as well as a plethora of additional atrocities.
Continue ReadingPosted on May 25, 2010 by admin
Late last week, the mainstream media was abuzz with the story of Poop Dick, a boy who was bullied, threatened, and misled into getting the tattoo that he was nicknamed after.
He was told he’d get a Celtic knot with his girlfriend’s name on it, after the Poop Dick tattoo had been completed. He was told the bullies would stop picking on him if he got the tattoo. He was told that the bullies would tell no one…
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Posted on May 16, 2010 by admin
“We chose the Gulf of Mexico, instead of say, the Chesapeake bay, because the Gulf of Mexico already has the infrastructure set up. The oil companies can just bring hoses down to the shore.” Vice-President Biden said, “Holy fucking shit that was a some thinking, huh?” “We tried last month to decrease our dependence on [...]
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Posted on May 12, 2010 by admin
A courtroom deputy tased Judge Randal Caldwell in the biscuits while he was standing in a hallway of his chambers. He was speaking to one of his aides, and the deputy approached him and joined the conversation. The judge then felt a “thud” in his keister, followed closely by a surge of mind numbing electricity, the Observer Dispach [...]
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Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
In an effort to improve African American relations, the Seattle PD Gang Unit had a suspect prone and in handcuffs when they stomped on his head and uttered, “I will beat the fucking Mexican piss out of you, homey. Do you feel me?” As can be seen in this video.
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Posted on April 22, 2010 by admin
In a strange turn of events, America is lying to its own people to make them less afraid.
“Someone clicked the wrong button. What followed next was the largest market falling in the Dow Jones’s history.” Forbes magazine reported Friday. “The person saw a button that promised to add 2 inches in just 3 weeks. You can see where he got confused.”
But despite Forbes, AP, and CNN’s amazing fact checking department, there are protocols in place to prevent this kind of thing from happening. The media was reporting this “Aw Shucks,” story to stop Americans from taking their money out in a panic.
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