“Don’t you tell me how to raise my child.” -Gunman
Posted on August 11, 2011 by admin
Philadelphia again takes away Detroit’s status as a third world nation when last month, a small child was running up and down the aisle of a SEPTA bus in North Philadelphia. The child’s caretaker chose to provide the child with some corporal punishment. She took the child over her knee, and slapped him once on the bottom.
“If you do that one more time, your father will strafe this bus full of people with his M16.”
Since this is no longer socially acceptable, a man on the bus told the woman not to hit her kid. She asked the man to not tell her how to raise her child. The man got on the phone to call Child Protective Services. The woman got on the phone to call Child Protective Baby Daddy With A Motherfucking Gun.
If you think this is overcompensating, you should see my car.
At the next stop, a small band of adventurers show up, and escort the woman off the bus. They asked her to point out the “douchebag who told you how to raise our kid.” They then pulled large automatic assault rifles out of their pants, took aim, and fired.
By some crazy Stormtrooper logic, only 13 shots hit the passenger compartment of the bus and no one was harmed.