Fifth Try At Inserting Straw Into Milkshake Succeeds a Little, BP Says

Posted on May 18, 2010 by

Straw to drink milkshake up.

Big enough straw to drink most milkshakes, not this one.

“Picture the world’s largest milkshake machine, that’s broken so it’s spewing out millions of gallons of milkshake. And the milkshake is poison. And Haliburton flavored. And a mile underwater.” BP CEO Doug Suttles says.

“About a fifth of the spill is being contained by the straw,” he went on, “And one out of five ain’t bad, right Meatloaf? That’s how that song went, right?”

Photograph from an airplane showing the oil spill

Let's play - The Gulf of Mexico is lava

The Dairy Council of America is outraged. “How dare they rip off a Daniel Day Lewis movie by using creamy delicious dairy products to explain history’s greatest man made disaster?”

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