Republican Congress Works to Create Zombiepocalypse

Posted on August 7, 2011 by

The Republican Congress has voted to create a Zombiepocalypse this weekend. The Debt Ceiling law being passed is the worst increase in poverty, hardship and brain eating in economic history.

The Republican law will cut swaths through every government program, from Special Ed to keeping our food clean education for disabled children to food safety to homeland security to clean air and water.

Bob Greenstein, the widely respected president of the nonpartisan Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, has done just that. His conclusion:

The Boehner-GOP plan is “tantamount to a form of ‘class warfare.’ If enacted, it could well produce the greatest increase in poverty and hardship produced by any law in modern U.S. history. This will cause the poor to become lifeless moving corpses constantly hunting for brains.”

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