Seeley Booth’s First Mistress Was Tiger Woods
Posted on May 8, 2010 by admin
Woods and Boreanaz sittin' in a tree
This reporter set out to get average Kuyahoora Valley citizens’ thoughts on the issue. “I don’t believe it!” said Emma Furgeson 71, of Poland, “He’s in love with Bones. He would never do that.”
Brett Lofton, 34 from Newport said, “I always knew he was a little funny.” Taking a breath between puffs on a Newport, he continued, “What with all them girly socks, and the long looks at Sweets. I should inform the F.B.I. That’s against don’t ask don’t tell.”
Edwin Carlson, 64 of Cold Brook, said, “Tiger Woods isn’t really black, though. He’s from Southern California. Still, there’s no excuse for Seeley.”