Anchor Asks Question That Has Been on Everyone’s Collagen Infused G-Spots
Posted on May 17, 2010 by admin
After a segment about the G-Shot, and during the painful time when New Orleans newscasters were off the teleprompter and trying to actually talk to one another, Michael Hill said, “So she’s enjoying penis a little bit more then, is she?”
Catherine Shreves, who gave the report, on the G-Shot – an injection of collagen into your g-spot to make you enjoy sex more, that didn’t belong on something that calls itself a serious news program or even in the back of a weekly newspaper, replied, “Um, she’s en, um, she is enjoying, her her her sex life a little bit more.” as she smacked the papers against the desk, pretending it was the anchor’s head, “She and her husband.”
Mr Hill went on, “I just now realized my career is over so if it’s okay with you two, I’m going to firebomb.” The two newswomen were shocked into silence, “She loves the wang now, right? She got collagen injected into her love bean and now she’s fond of the dick? She has it bad for rape stick? No?”
Get ready. You're about to enjoy the penis like never before!
Two security guards appeared in frame, rushed toward Mr. Hill, each grabbed one of his arms, and began dragging him off screen, “SHE LOVES STICKING THE GLANS IN HER VAGITRON!”
The channel then went to station identification.
This whole thing reeks of a paid publicity stunt. As the station is in a city that has been hit by disaster after disaster, the most recent the biggest oil spill ever ruining fishing, and tourism.